| the dustbunnies are my friends they sing and dance and drink punch |
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| 01:21am 05/12/2003 |
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mood: Tin(y) music: Bad Brains
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Maybe you are asking yourself "Hey the hell has this guy been?" Or maybe you are asking yourself "How can a guy with green hair be so devastatingly handsome?" Or quit possibly you are asking yourself "Why did I ever befriend this weirdo?" And while question #2 there might really be the most important, I shall answer #1.
I went looking for myself. That's right. I had to find ME. So I went out to find ME. I couldn't remember where I had misplaced ME. I usually keep such good track of ME that ME losing ME was really a bit of a surprise. So I walked the Earth calling out in vain "MEEEEE!!!!! ME! ME! MEEEEEEEEEE!". Until at last I remembered finally where I had left ME. So I turned to myself and said "Hey ME, how the hell are you?" ME responded by saying "You really are a friggin retard sometimes"
Yeah ME too. |
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| 12:56am 05/12/2003 |
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mood: awake music: DK "california uber alles"
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Have you ever heard that Steven Wright joke about putting the car keys in the house and starting your house? Well I tried it and wouldn't you know it, that kooky shit works. That bitch doesn't corner too well though. Believe me I have tried.
What I really want to know is why with all that is going on, why do I still have to live in the closet? Oh yeah, because I like it in there. Nevermind. |
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| WAIT I LEFT MY AURA THERE |
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| 05:13pm 16/04/2003 |
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mood:  chipper music: blag flag tv party
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Good evening ladies and jelly-spoons. I love my roomies dearly. Such good people, whether they realize it or not. I would know, we've had meeting about them. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
So i come to home to Chez 80's last night after a wonderfully succulent diner at some indian place. I proudly march into the kitchen. Nope no one around. I put the leftovers on the kitchen table and loudly proclaim:"OH LOOK A LOT OF SCRUMPTIOUS GOURMET INDIAN DELICACIES THAT SOMEONE MUST HAVE LEFT BEHIND. I GUESS HE DOESNT WANT THEM SO IF SOMEONE WERE TO COME OUT AND EAT IT ALL NO ONE WOULD CARE" With that i retire to the closet.
Now i have to break the news to them all that my parents are demanding i bring them all to diner next week. |
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| "yes i come from europe......where the history is from" |
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| 06:28pm 03/04/2003 |
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mood: TIN(y) music: xray specs/germ free adolescents
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Jesus Marion Joseph on a popsicle stick!!! I leave for a short inter-dimensional vacation and the whole world turns upside down. Usually the inversion of reality would have my complete support, but this really isn't for the best people.
I think we should solve all international disputes with boffer weapons.
Ok some of you are probably asking:"C'mon Tin where did you go for real?". Well my lovelies all i can say is.......x-files.......crossdressing......pyramids of giza.....bear wrestling......pink flamingoes......xray vision......and trans-dimensional beings who look like Ethyl Merman.
I really hope my roomates enjoyed the little present i left for them.......
a bacchana....uh!
a bacchana....oh!
A BACCHANAL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!! |
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| SO I HEAR YOU'VE ADOPTED A GREEN HAIR PUNK ROCKER ON LJ |
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| 01:42pm 25/02/2003 |
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mood: TIN(y) music: FUGAZI "margin walker"
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So let me get this straight. This LJ thing is like having me in all your houses telling you about my life huh? BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!
My roomie Kay told me about this. He seems to be a bit addicted to it at times. He said i should get a journal because people would enjoy hearing about the life of the Tin. Well he is right about that.
Well i guess i should say some things about myself. For one, I am another resident of 80's Haus. I live in the smallest room in the house. I think at one time it might have been a storage closet. Thats ok with me, i just need a place to park my arse when im not out doing the Tin thing. Im so thin and scrawny i can easily hide behind a young tree sapling and avoid detection. The only thing that would give me away would be the obnoxious green hair inverse mohawk that is my trademark look. I currently dont have a job but its still early in the day. My favorite pair of pants are my skin tight red and black plaid bondage pants.
I should go now because Darryl never gave me permission to use this computer of his(snicker). |
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