Chase bank has been impressive so far. Not only are they polite & friendly, they seem to actually care Adam witnessed an employee coming back in from the rain with an elderly woman in a wheelchair who had been aiding her find her lost bankcard in the nearby Safeway parking lot.
This movie was a romantic comedy about a newly married couple and a wife who won't accept she has died in an accident and wants to get to her honeymoon. I expected this to be a stupid movie with a "power of love" twist, but I did not expect it to be humorless, self important and deluded.
I expected something like Evil Dead, romance style.
This it was not.
Did you know when you die, you lose all your hair, not because you are decaying and pulling at it would rip skin from your scalp, but because it is a good way to get your husband to buy you something if you throw a fit and cry?
Did you know that if you are in a position of power with the law it is ok to let a dangerous felon skip parole if a family member loves him or her? Well, ok, that happens.
Did you know, as a woman, it is ok to be verbally abused, and used to get out of prison and out of the country if you know "deep down inside" he loves you?
Did you know that, as a man, if you are a dangerous felon who verbally abuses a woman who loves you, if she leaves you, and you find her again it is better to commit ritual suicide with the aid of an abused animal than face the consequences whether they may be the law or her decaying on the sidewalk?
Did you know if you have an extremely aged and infirm animal, it is better to coat them in layers and layers of possibly toxic paint and force them to work in a circus rather than put them down if you have a special attachment to them?
Did you know unhealthy copdependency is real love?
Did you know humorless movies about death are made even worse by terrible happy bubble gum pop? I did.